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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 October 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5424
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About writerchick11 : Uhm, not much I find worthy of reporting. I write. A lot. Live on a farm. Do crazy stuff now and then, but not really... And this pic is a lil old. Few months at least.

Dude. Seriously, I have nothing better to do with my life, so IM me.

aim: ebear67

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My life is a mess. :( Tryin to work it out.

I'm workin it!! :)
~Sami~

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Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me "when" so I replied "...towards the end". I didn't realize she was really askinghat day this happened. FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by embarrassed (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today... there was a parent bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad enterd... and endd up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends... teachers... other parents... and the hot soccer team saw. FML

#2501660
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On 06/01/2009 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by biker2012 (woman) - United States (Maine)

TODAY, I GOT AN INVITATION TO MY EX-BOYFRIEND'S WEDDING. WE BROKE UP CUZ "HE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE." FML

#2501509
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On 06/01/2009 at 3:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

today I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of wat he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by sweet_02 (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, girlfriend told me se was pregnant . We aven't ad sex yet . FML

#2499488
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On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by baron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I had a really big debate in mah English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons y weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 2:52am - misc - by crazyjohnny - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down te sidewalk and eard a little grl ask er dady I ad blue air. He said, ( Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid tings. ) FML

#2485875
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On 05/31/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by bluehairedfreakgirl (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, MAH GRANDFATHER KEPT ON ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MAH GIRLFRIEND AND WAS OBVIOUSLY PROUD OF THE THINGS HE REMEMBERED ABOUT HER. THE ONLY THING HE COULDN'T REMEMBER IS THAT WE BROKE UP. I HAD TO TALK WITH HIM ABOUT OUR 'GREAT RELATIONSHIP' FIR OVER AN HOUR. FML

#2480755
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On 05/31/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I thought I would make mah first trip to the beach. While in the water , I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish.

#2464831
211 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Heather (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I had a pretty big erectionhile getting checked out at the airport . The security guard was scanning mah potentially "dangerous" erection 4 at least one long minute in front of mah wife , kids , an 20 people behind me . FML

#2464637
161 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year old manho came up and handed us "An origami virginia for the pretty ladies." FML

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122 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by ailat0107 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I askd out one of the girls that hangs out in mah group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stard at me for a couple of seconds then said "ho the hell r you?" FML

#2459648
83 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 9:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while shopping in the Fml store I bought the ( Retro Sport Tee, ) I didn't notice you r supposed to putted your own ( FML ) on the shrt . Mine says ( Today, Your Text Here . FML . ) FML

#2459150
201 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

yesterday I was walking the beach and I saw crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with top that ties in the front. looool I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other I smiled and waved as I put hand up it untied top. FML

#2458285
141 comments

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On 05/31/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by sierra808 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)



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