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About writerchick11 : Uhm, not much I find worthy of reporting. I write. A lot. Live on a farm. Do crazy stuff now and then, but not really... And this pic is a lil old. Few months at least.
Dude. Seriously, I have nothing better to do with my life, so IM me.
My life is a mess. :( Tryin to work it out.
I'm workin it!! :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML
Today , I went to my doctor to get the morning after pill. I explained to her that the condom broke and I was nervous. She simply asked me "when" so I replied "...towards the end". I didn't realize she was really askinghat day this happened. FML
Today... there was a parent bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad enterd... and endd up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends... teachers... other parents... and the hot soccer team saw. FML
today I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of wat he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML
Today , I had a really big debate in mah English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons y weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML
TODAY, MAH GRANDFATHER KEPT ON ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MAH GIRLFRIEND AND WAS OBVIOUSLY PROUD OF THE THINGS HE REMEMBERED ABOUT HER. THE ONLY THING HE COULDN'T REMEMBER IS THAT WE BROKE UP. I HAD TO TALK WITH HIM ABOUT OUR 'GREAT RELATIONSHIP' FIR OVER AN HOUR. FML
Today , I thought I would make mah first trip to the beach. While in the water , I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish.
Today , I had a pretty big erectionhile getting checked out at the airport . The security guard was scanning mah potentially "dangerous" erection 4 at least one long minute in front of mah wife , kids , an 20 people behind me . FML
Today, I askd out one of the girls that hangs out in mah group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stard at me for a couple of seconds then said "ho the hell r you?" FML
yesterday I was walking the beach and I saw crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with top that ties in the front. looool I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other I smiled and waved as I put hand up it untied top. FML
Friday 27 March 2015