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Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13432) - you deserved it (56577)

On 06/18/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by OompaLoompa (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had a horrible day at work, came home early and burst into tears as soon as I was in the door. I curled up on the sofa, still bawling, and my cat came over and jumped up for a cuddle. I gave her a hug and she threw up down my back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44918) - you deserved it (4171)

On 06/15/2009 at 2:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom



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