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About worldclassrager : About me well...
I am transgender, left handed, a horror movie buff, metal head, and bookworm I work in the music industry by mixing and producing music I am also a model, barista, an ex Wiccan, & ex satanist.
For a more personal side of me I am extremely outgoing but very quiet, I have a mild form of depression, a prefect mixture of grey and baby blue for eyes, anorexic, average height, moderate OCD, a borderline cutter, and used to dye my hair black...another note don't get on my bad side...I carry a switchblade and am not afraid to use it.
If you dislike anything above go fuck yourself and have a nice day...shoot me a message if you want I do like meeting people want another from of contact? Just ask or search Worldclassrager on most social networking sites PLEASE inform me you found me through FML (if not it's like who the hell are you and how the fuck did you find me?)
Thought you may find something down here didn't you?
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, my wife ate nothing all day due to her morning sickness, but I tried to get her to eat something light, for our baby's sake. I brought her a banana. She yelled at me for being a "pervert" and accused me of just wanting to watch her stick a phallic object in her mouth. FML
Today, I got a call from an angry parent telling me that I'm teaching her son and the other children in the class "wrong philosophies". This was all because I explained to the class that Michigan is divided into two parts. FML
Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
Today, my friend texted me from a bar, saying they had just called my name in a raffle to win a trip to Aspen, CO. You had to be at the bar to claim the prize. I had left the bar half-an-hour earlier, not knowing they were even having a raffle. FML
Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML
Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML
Friday 26 June 2015