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  • Number of visits : 4445
  • Number of comments : 5234
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About worldclassrager : An emo, left handed, horror movie buff, metal head, paranormal addict, and bookworm I work in the music industry in mixing and producing music I also am a model, and barista religiously an ex Wiccan, ex satanist, and a borderline cutter

For a more personal side of me I am extremely outgoing but very quiet, I have a prefect mixture of grey and baby blue for eyes, anorexic, (thanks to a vent cut here and there) average height, moderate OCD, and usually dye my hair black another note don't get on my bad side you will end up probably in the hospital from my switchblade

So if you dislike anything go fuck yourself and have a nice day shoot me a message if you want I like meeting people and I'll try to keep the conversation going want another from of contact? Just ask or search Worldclassrager or Nightwing on most social networking sites PLEASE inform me you found me through FML (that makes our conversation less like who the hell are you and how the fuck did you find me?)

~Worldclassrager

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worldclassrager's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife ate nothing all day due to her morning sickness, but I tried to get her to eat something light, for our baby's sake. I brought her a banana. She yelled at me for being a "pervert" and accused me of just wanting to watch her stick a phallic object in her mouth. FML

#20935582
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43527) - you deserved it (4881)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same birthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. FML

#20934033
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47585) - you deserved it (3240)

On 10/25/2013 at 11:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized I have erectile dysfunction while drunk, and premature ejaculation while sober. FML

#20932595
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46924) - you deserved it (5499)

On 10/24/2013 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got a call from an angry parent telling me that I'm teaching her son and the other children in the class "wrong philosophies". This was all because I explained to the class that Michigan is divided into two parts. FML

#20930470
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36426) - you deserved it (2388)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dog got out of the house. I was running after him and remembered the old "pretend you're hurt" trick. I got on the ground, and cried out as if I was hurt. My dog just kept running. FML

Today, I tried Ambien for the first time. I now have to apologize to most of my exes for excessively rambling emails about getting together for some naked Twister. FML

#20929399
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31322) - you deserved it (10544)

On 10/21/2013 at 8:12pm - health - by OutOfMyMind (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

#20925494
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53467) - you deserved it (5073)

On 10/18/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by O-|---<=~ (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my five-year-old daughters realized that if one of them rang the doorbell, it would keep me distracted long enough for the other one to steal cookies from the kitchen. FML

#20922561
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46719) - you deserved it (6515)

On 10/16/2013 at 9:33am - kids - by TiredMum - United States (Washington)

Today, my friend texted me from a bar, saying they had just called my name in a raffle to win a trip to Aspen, CO. You had to be at the bar to claim the prize. I had left the bar half-an-hour earlier, not knowing they were even having a raffle. FML

#20920627
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40071) - you deserved it (3893)

On 10/14/2013 at 8:14pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML

#20915864
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41886) - you deserved it (4596)

On 10/10/2013 at 11:04pm - kids - by SlapAndTickle - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

#20909114
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45966) - you deserved it (6545)

On 10/06/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

#20906908
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49205) - you deserved it (4188)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -

Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

#20904715
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50441) - you deserved it (2955)

On 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm - health - by 94lbs of muscle -

Today, we got my dad an iPad for his birthday. I had to repeatedly reassure him that he could in fact touch the screen without being shocked. FML

#20899491
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36548) - you deserved it (3526)

On 09/28/2013 at 5:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, yet again, I got to my desk at work at 8 AM to find my laptop turned on and porn sites opened. Weird porn sites. I have no idea who is doing this, or how they have access to my office, or how they got my login password. HR thinks I'm making this up. FML

#20894123
165 comments


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