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About worldclassrager : A left handed, emo, horror movie buff, metal head, and bookworm I work in the music industry in mixing and producing music I also am a model, and a barista religiously an ex Wiccan, ex satanist, & currently a borderline cutter
For a more personal side of me I am extremely outgoing but very quiet, I have a prefect mixture of grey and baby blue for eyes, anorexic, average height, moderate OCD, and used to dye my hair black another note don't get on my bad side you will end up probably in the hospital from my switchblade
So if you dislike anything go fuck yourself and have a nice day shoot me a message if you want I like meeting people and I'll try to keep the conversation going want another from of contact? Just ask or search Worldclassrager or Nightwing on most social networking sites PLEASE inform me you found me through FML (so it's less like who the hell are you and how the fuck did you find me?)
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Friday 24 October 2014