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About worldclassrager : About me well...

I am a transgender, left handed, horror movie buff, metal head, and bookworm I work in the music industry by mixing and producing music I am also a model, barista, an ex Wiccan, and ex satanist.

For a more personal side of me I am extremely outgoing but very quiet, I suffer from depression, I have a prefect mixture of grey and baby blue for eyes, anorexic, average height, moderate OCD, and used to dye my hair black as well...another note don't get on my bad side...I carry a switchblade and am not afraid to use it.

If you dislike anything above go fuck yourself and have a nice day...shoot me a message if you want I do like meeting people want another from of contact? Just ask or search Worldclassrager on most social networking sites PLEASE inform me you found me through FML (if not it's like who the hell are you and how did you find me?)


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Today, my grandparents came over to visit. I'm still not sure if they came to see me or my dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36508) - you deserved it (3173)

On 12/12/2013 at 6:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while on my way to work, an elderly woman complimented me on my breast cancer scarf. I explained that my grandmother made one for all her female grandchildren before passing away two years ago. The woman then went psycho and almost strangled me in an attempt to steal it. FML

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57050) - you deserved it (3660)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML


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On 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by mystery - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my boyfriend and I took a nap, fully clothed. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scared that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55604) - you deserved it (5777)

On 12/06/2013 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43994) - you deserved it (4491)

On 12/03/2013 at 11:34am - misc - by reallyhighschool (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45207) - you deserved it (16827)

On 12/02/2013 at 11:26pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49359) - you deserved it (3503)

On 11/30/2013 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43069) - you deserved it (44455)

On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44626) - you deserved it (2918)

On 11/27/2013 at 2:08am - animals - by Seriously_Scaredy_Cat - United States

Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40620) - you deserved it (6213)

On 11/24/2013 at 7:30am - misc - by TetrisMaster - Australia

Today, I woke up and screamed: My older sister had placed a Furby right by my face while I was asleep. This is a common occurrence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40626) - you deserved it (4762)

On 11/20/2013 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my cat has figured out that while I'm good at sleeping through her nagging in the early morning hours, I will unfailingly wake up for my baby. FML

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML


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On 11/03/2013 at 1:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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