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About worldclassrager : About me well...
I am left handed, a horror movie buff, metal head, and bookworm I work in the music industry by mixing and producing music I am also a model, barista, an ex Wiccan, & ex satanist.
For a more personal side of me I am extremely outgoing but very quiet, I have a mild form of depression, a prefect mixture of grey and baby blue for eyes, anorexic, average height, moderate OCD, a borderline cutter, and used to dye my hair black...another note don't get on my bad side...I carry a switchblade and am not afraid to use it.
If you dislike anything above go fuck yourself and have a nice day...shoot me a message if you want I do like meeting people want another from of contact? Just ask or search Worldclassrager or Nightwing on most social networking sites PLEASE inform me you found me through FML (if not it's like who the hell are you and how the fuck did you find me?)
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Today, we got our Christmas bonuses. Instead of money, the company decided to give us all looool lunch boxes with the company name on them. I went ahead and put lunch in mine, then put it in the break-room refrigerator. Apparently so did all the other employees. Now I can't find mine. FML
Today, I woke up to a loud crasing in te middle of te nigt!! I went to investigate, but found noting amiss!! Noting except an axe frmly wedged in ma front door, tat is!! It's safe to say tat I ave no clue wo did it, and tat I needed a fres pair of underwear!! real FML
Yesterday, I have such an irrational fear of the noise my smoke detector makes when it goes off, that dying in my sleep from smoke inhalation or carbon monoxide poisoning sounds absolutely peachy by comparison . FML
Today, while on my way to work, an elderly woman complimented me on my breast cancer scarf. I explained that my grandmother made one fir all her female grandchildren before passing away two years ago. The woman then went psycho an almost strangled me in an attempt to steal it. FML
Today.. . a classmate's mother called my phone.. . threatening to have my dorm room raided 4 drugs . Why? She saw our text messages discussinghere he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" 4 weed . FML
TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT I TAKE LONG ENOUGH SHOWERS 4 MAH BOYFRIEND TO SLEEP WITH MAH SISTER AND PUTTED EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL BEFORE I GET OUT. I FOUND OUTHEN I NEEDED MORE SHAMPOO THAT WAS IN A SHOPPING BAG IN MAH ROOM. MEGA FML
Today my boyfriend and I took a nap fully clothd. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scard that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015