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worldclassrager

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  • Number of visits : 4189
  • Number of comments : 5108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About worldclassrager : A left handed, horror movie buff, metal head, and bookworm I work in the music industry in mixing and producing music I also am a model, and barista religiously an ex Wiccan, satanist, and cutter

For a more personal side of me I am extremely outgoing but very quiet, I have a prefect mixture of grey and baby blue for eyes, anorexic, (thanks to a vent cut here and there) average height, and usually dye my hair black another note don't get on my bad side you will end up probably in the hospital from my switchblade

So if you dislike anything go fuck yourself and have a nice day shoot me a message if you want I like meeting people and I'll try to keep the conversation going want another from of contact? Just ask or search Worldclassrager or Nightwing on most social networking sites PLEASE inform me you found me through FML (that makes our conversation less like who the hell are you and how the fuck did you find me? XP)

~Worldclassrager

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worldclassrager's favorite FMLs

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

#21026645
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46970) - you deserved it (4007)

On 01/13/2014 at 3:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML

#21025356
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41014) - you deserved it (3122)

On 01/12/2014 at 6:04am - misc - by tired individual (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

#21024543
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43291) - you deserved it (4334)

On 01/11/2014 at 1:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

#21020397
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47423) - you deserved it (4303)

On 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML

#21019316
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46429) - you deserved it (15979)

On 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm - animals - by Z3R0G5 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, was my first day as a male cheerleader in an attempt to flirt. The girls were stronger than me and it's now my job to be thrown in the air by girls. FML

#21017728
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40910) - you deserved it (33224)

On 01/05/2014 at 11:16am - love - by give me an F - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was called by the counselor to discuss my "issues". She told me that other students had reported to her that they saw scars on my arms. I don't cut, I just have a hormonal and aggressive parrot who sees me as his personal tree. FML

#21016256
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41860) - you deserved it (3245)

On 01/04/2014 at 2:21am - animals - by That Girl with the Amazon Parrot - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML

#21016206
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42208) - you deserved it (19050)

On 01/04/2014 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

#21015691
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58482) - you deserved it (6671)

On 01/03/2014 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by notsohandy (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I asked my mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric. She said: "I only use the manual one for brushing my teeth." FML

#21013669
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42418) - you deserved it (5878)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Vincent - United States (Kansas)

Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML

#21010264
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42606) - you deserved it (21752)

On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML

#21009159
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44870) - you deserved it (22502)

On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML

#21008001
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41678) - you deserved it (4634)

On 12/28/2013 at 3:23am - animals - by honeybunny90 - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML

#21007541
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36395) - you deserved it (3290)

On 12/27/2013 at 7:05pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, we got our Christmas bonuses. Instead of money, the company decided to give us all lunch boxes with the company name on them. I went ahead and put my lunch in mine, then put it in the break-room refrigerator. Apparently so did all the other employees. Now I can't find mine. FML

#21004456
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34588) - you deserved it (7607)

On 12/25/2013 at 1:38am - work - by peevedemployee - United States



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