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About worldclassrager : About me well...

I am a transgender, left handed, horror movie buff, metal head, and bookworm I work in the music industry by mixing and producing music I am also a model, barista, an ex Wiccan, and ex satanist.

For a more personal side of me I am extremely outgoing but very quiet, I suffer from depression & low self esteem, I have a prefect mixture of grey and baby blue for eyes, anorexic, average height, moderate OCD, and used to dye my hair black...another note don't get on my bad side...I carry a switchblade and am not afraid to use it.

If you dislike anything above go fuck yourself and have a nice day...shoot me a message if you want I do like meeting people want another from of contact? Just ask or search Worldclassrager on most social networking sites PLEASE inform me you found me through FML (if not it's like who the hell are you and how the fuck did you find me?)


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worldclassrager's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

Today, my neighbor came over and yelled at me for traumatizing her kids. What did I do? Nothing. Her kids entered my back yard, dug up my 1-month-dead hamster and freaked out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47319) - you deserved it (3267)

On 03/12/2014 at 2:39am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I had my first job interview after three years of unemployment. I was so happy that I broke down into tears the moment I saw the interviewer. Great first impression. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40159) - you deserved it (6235)

On 03/10/2014 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was excited to see a spider skittering across my bathroom floor, because this one was real and not a hallucination. FML

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68184) - you deserved it (9234)

On 03/03/2014 at 5:35pm - intimacy - by fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44516) - you deserved it (7819)

On 02/25/2014 at 11:59am - love - by jill (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37385) - you deserved it (6968)

On 02/24/2014 at 7:51pm - kids - by sonwhy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML


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On 02/24/2014 at 2:05pm - animals - by Good choice cat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the rash on my thigh started itching again. I felt good after a vigorous scratch, but the relief did not extend to my roommate, who only saw me at my laptop with my hand moving up and down in my pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45002) - you deserved it (7955)

On 02/21/2014 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by Sexy Rash (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out what a lightweight my girlfriend is. After having a couple of drinks, she began flirting, then grabbed my ass. She felt around a bit before freaking out and asking where my penis was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50746) - you deserved it (5827)

On 02/21/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, my neighbor had a word with me for being "loud in the bedroom" last night. I haven't had any action for two years now, but I was too happy that she thought I'd got lucky to tell her the truth. So what was I really doing last night? Trying to sing like Christina Aguilera. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38343) - you deserved it (6666)

On 02/17/2014 at 7:14pm - misc - by I must suck at singing (woman) - United States

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24427) - you deserved it (41973)

On 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML


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On 02/16/2014 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I walked in on my dad singing along to a song on Sesame Street. He tried to divert attention from what I'd just witnessed by angrily grilling me over "just barging in" and not respecting people's privacy. Apparently he forgot that we were in the living room. FML


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On 02/16/2014 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, out of boredom, I built my cat a little fort. Later, I decided to crawl inside to pet her, but as soon as I stuck my head in, she clawed me. I guess I'm not allowed in, then. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41452) - you deserved it (9014)

On 02/15/2014 at 7:50pm - animals - by unloved cat owner - United States (California)

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