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  • Number of visits : 9830
  • Number of comments : 7151
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About worldclassrager : About me well...

I am transgender, left handed, horror movie buff, metal head, and bookworm I work in the music industry by mixing and producing music I am also a model, barista, an ex Wiccan, & ex satanist.

For a more personal side of me I am extremely outgoing but very quiet, I have a mild form of depression, a prefect mixture of grey and baby blue for eyes, anorexic, average height, moderate OCD, and used to dye my hair black...another note don't get on my bad side...I carry a switchblade and am not afraid to use it.

If you dislike anything above go fuck yourself and have a nice day...shoot me a message if you want I do like meeting people want another from of contact? Just ask or search Worldclassrager on most social networking sites PLEASE inform me you found me through FML (if not it's like who the hell are you and how the fuck did you find me?)

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worldclassrager's favorite FMLs

Today, my cat decided to hide in the garbage can so he could get a free trip outside, but was too fat to climb all of the way inside of it. He got stuck half-way in. It took me ten minutes to get him out. FML

Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML

#21143534
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57572) - you deserved it (5790)

On 05/18/2014 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

#21137389
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60221) - you deserved it (5146)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, my son gave me some flowers for Mother's Day. Unfortunately, the only time I can enjoy them is when I go into the bathroom where they are kept so the cat doesn't eat them. FML

Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML

#21125262
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42293) - you deserved it (8584)

On 04/28/2014 at 12:58pm - misc - by gassymomma (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, when I went to the shopping centre, the automatic door wouldn't open for me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it for me. I suffer from dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML

#21118654
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54453) - you deserved it (4190)

On 04/21/2014 at 12:11am - misc - by shorty (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

#21116530
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26463) - you deserved it (44689)

On 04/18/2014 at 5:31pm - kids - by cantprovenothing (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML

#21113538
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54683) - you deserved it (4945)

On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend is so obsessed with tickling me that my body has developed a conditioned response. Now I flinch every time he touches me, no matter what we're doing. FML

#21111720
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42705) - you deserved it (4183)

On 04/13/2014 at 5:33am - love - by Ticklish - United States (Iowa)

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

#21104664
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38652) - you deserved it (4505)

On 04/04/2014 at 7:46pm - work - by King_of_hearts (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

#21097950
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36810) - you deserved it (5458)

On 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by mookiemookie01 (woman) -

Today, I tried to get out of my boyfriend's car in an angered exit because he got a text from the woman he's been cheating on me with. I ended up tripping on my purse, falling out of the car and face-planting onto the sidewalk. FML

Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML

#21095894
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42083) - you deserved it (5076)

On 03/25/2014 at 7:36am - misc - by disappointed - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my neighbor called the police for the seventh time because he's convinced I'm a vampire. He's also gotten in the habit of leaving garlic cloves in my yard. My parents come next week. FML

#21095586
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38287) - you deserved it (2927)

On 03/24/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by Vampprobs - United States (Michigan)



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