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  • Number of visits : 10850
  • Number of comments : 7809
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About worldclassrager : About me well...

I am a transgender, left handed, horror movie buff, metal head, and bookworm I work in the music industry by mixing and producing music I am also a model, barista, an ex Wiccan, and ex satanist.

For a more personal side of me I am extremely outgoing but very quiet, I suffer from depression & low self esteem, I have a prefect mixture of grey and baby blue for eyes, anorexic, average height, moderate OCD, and used to dye my hair black...another note don't get on my bad side...I carry a switchblade and am not afraid to use it.

If you dislike anything above go fuck yourself and have a nice day...shoot me a message if you want I do like meeting people want another from of contact? Just ask or search Worldclassrager on most social networking sites PLEASE inform me you found me through FML (if not it's like who the hell are you and how the fuck did you find me?)

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worldclassrager's favorite FMLs

Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML

#21165912
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47756) - you deserved it (14960)

On 06/07/2014 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - Australia

Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

#21159254
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64067) - you deserved it (9321)

On 06/01/2014 at 11:51am - intimacy - by help me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

#21155508
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62836) - you deserved it (4863)

On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

#21154900
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45672) - you deserved it (17085)

On 05/28/2014 at 5:12pm - misc - by chevygirl51 - United States

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

#21154562
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47748) - you deserved it (28578)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

#21153463
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50822) - you deserved it (6666)

On 05/27/2014 at 2:47pm - misc - by N O - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I baked a strawberry cake and I didn't have any fresh strawberries for garnish, so I used a can of strawberry pie filling. My neighbors said it looked like the cake was taken from the dumpster behind an abortion clinic. FML

#21146042
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41250) - you deserved it (8087)

On 05/20/2014 at 5:54am - misc - by sothishappened (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my cat decided to hide in the garbage can so he could get a free trip outside, but was too fat to climb all of the way inside of it. He got stuck half-way in. It took me ten minutes to get him out. FML

Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML

#21143534
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57628) - you deserved it (5793)

On 05/18/2014 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

#21137389
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60271) - you deserved it (5152)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, my son gave me some flowers for Mother's Day. Unfortunately, the only time I can enjoy them is when I go into the bathroom where they are kept so the cat doesn't eat them. FML

Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML

#21125262
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42323) - you deserved it (8587)

On 04/28/2014 at 12:58pm - misc - by gassymomma (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, when I went to the shopping centre, the automatic door wouldn't open for me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it for me. I suffer from dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML

#21118654
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54819) - you deserved it (4211)

On 04/21/2014 at 12:11am - misc - by shorty (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

#21116530
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27143) - you deserved it (45831)

On 04/18/2014 at 5:31pm - kids - by cantprovenothing (woman) - United States (Texas)



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