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worldclassrager
  • Town/Country : Unlsted, Unknown
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 215
  • Number of comments : 382
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About worldclassrager : Welcome To My World Bitch...I Am A Hardcore Horror Movie Buff And Metal Head...I Was A Wiccan, A Satanist, And Cutter...I Left That Behind To Just Say Fuck Religion...Life Is A Joke As It Is And FML Displays Life Like That...To Put Describe Myself More Personally I Have A Really Outgoing Personality But I Am Pretty Quiet...I Have A Perfect Mixture Of Grey And Baby Blue For Eyes...(Always Been Taken Due To Them)...Anorexic...(Thanks To An Occasional Razor Blade Vent Cut Here And There)...Don't Piss Me Off Or I'll Get You With A Sharp Object That Is Always With Me And It Is Not A Razor... If You Dislike Anything Go Fuck Yourself And Have A Nice Day...Shoot Me A Message If You Want...Or Search Worldclassrager On Most Social Networking Sites...Tell Me Your Through FML...

~Worldclassrager

Final Note,
1 2 Freddy's Coming For You
3 4 Better Lock Your Door
5 6 Grab Your Crucifix
7 8 Gonna Stay Up Late
9 10 Never Sleep Again...
If You Can Sleep Well...Hope Freddy Doesn't Get You...

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Today, my brother tried to convince me to get a clitoris piercing at his recently opened piercing studio. FML

#20668963
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33097) - you deserved it (2785)

On 05/17/2013 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

#20668592
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33456) - you deserved it (1962)

On 05/17/2013 at 5:25am - misc - by Jololol - United States

Today, my family and friends decided to throw a surprise party for my 16th birthday. I was so surprised that the shortness of breath triggered a serious asthma attack. FML

#20668366
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30234) - you deserved it (2411)

On 05/17/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by presente13 (woman) - United States

Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML

#20667435
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34415) - you deserved it (3008)

On 05/16/2013 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by Urgghh (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I walked in on my sister masturbating with my curling iron. FML

#20667250
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44306) - you deserved it (3285)

On 05/16/2013 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by need € for new iron (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I was wearing a black shirt, black pants, and a black beanie at a grocery store. I came around a corner, bumped into a woman and she screamed, "Murderer." I was immediately thrown out. FML

#20664547
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35628) - you deserved it (7954)

On 05/15/2013 at 3:20am - misc - by notarobber (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

#20664518
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39720) - you deserved it (2957)

On 05/15/2013 at 2:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my new neighbor moved in. Because she was fairly young, I offered to mow her grass whenever it needed cut. Her dad then tried to start a fight with me because he thought it was sexual come-on. FML

#20663640
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31074) - you deserved it (5244)

On 05/14/2013 at 7:52pm - misc - by Brenden - United States (Ohio)

Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and show that I can fix things for girls, I somehow managed to lock myself in my room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When my dad finally heard my screams, he let me out. He had to take the whole door off. FML

#20662901
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28627) - you deserved it (15559)

On 05/14/2013 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star, and most people at school stopped talking to me. FML

#20662282
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41945) - you deserved it (2883)

On 05/14/2013 at 12:15am - intimacy - by magomag (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad walked in on me lying down with my cat, eating ice cream, watching The Notebook with tears in my eyes. As if that's not bad enough, I'm a guy. FML

#20659040
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40254) - you deserved it (15316)

On 05/12/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copies of my house keys and give it to random people on the street. I live alone and work a 12 hour shift daily. FML

#20657611
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43683) - you deserved it (2563)

On 05/12/2013 at 12:09am - misc - by Baikal - Singapore

Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML

#20653962
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42388) - you deserved it (4441)

On 05/10/2013 at 8:37am - animals - by FenRackety (man) - Canada

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was cleaning dishes in the back. I started to sing to myself. During the chorus I heard the echo of my voice in my ear. My boss had pushed the talk button on my headset so every staff member and everyone in the lobby could hear me over the intercom. FML

#20653580
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37385) - you deserved it (7506)

On 05/10/2013 at 12:44am - work - by legit247 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was questioned by police for forcing a 12-year-old to get in my car. That 12-year-old is my daughter, who refused to get in until I agree to buy her a highly expensive purse just to become popular. FML

#20653026
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44922) - you deserved it (5487)

On 05/09/2013 at 9:41pm - kids - by brokedad - United States



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