Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 34662
  • Number of comments : 737
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About wordgirl : I'm a word girl. I'm a bauble girl. I'm a think girl. But words are always first.

wordgirl's page activity

Visits<b>riddhi</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 6:21am<b>ratman775</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 2:05pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 1:19am<b>americanafrican</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 2:40pm<b>Laeffy</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 9:16pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 4:43am<b>koganti</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 2:54am<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 1:23pm<b>bridges13</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 1:43pm<b>stain4</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 3:34am<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 1:14pm<b>skylercoombs</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 12:22pm<b>SPN_lover666</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 5:49pm<b>Wontonfon</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 3:41am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 5:07pm<b>hantu69</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 7:12pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 12:45pm<b>cronagorgon</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 11:49am

Fucked!<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 7:14pm<b>jonloran</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 12:21am

wordgirl's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

wordgirl's favorite FMLs

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22539) - you deserved it (5231)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML


I agree, your life sucks (108143) - you deserved it (6891)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)

G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML
  • Hardcore will never die, but you will. We’re back with some rock n roll, or dare I say it, some punk rock. Don't run away, it's not that terrible stuff that emo kids listen to while slashing their…

Friday 2 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: