About wootwootimahoot : Hi. I'm going to school to be a dentist & I'm currently working at an ice cream shop (I love the irony) I enjoy this site because it's funny & helps put bad days into perspective. If you'd like to know more, message me :)
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by Anonymous / 10/17/2013 at 11:11pm / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/17/2013 at 5:36pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by I get the hint / 09/18/2013 at 2:19am / Health
Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML
by interphaseprophasemetaphase / 09/04/2013 at 7:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by NoNotCats =^._.^= / 09/03/2013 at 4:17am / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML
by me / 04/04/2013 at 4:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML
by youmindyourownbusiness / 02/15/2013 at 12:53am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
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