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wooldoor316
  • Town/Country : port washington, america
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 March 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 270
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About wooldoor316 : my name is andy, i play guitar, and i have alot of friends! :]

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Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608 (469)

I agree, your life sucks (30845) - you deserved it (99815)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to a dollar store with a couple friends to buy cap guns to play with. We were having a lot of fun with them, and took them onto a bus. 5 minutes later, three cops got on, handcuffed us, and sternly talked to us about the dangers of guns. We got arrested for toy guns. We are 17. FML

#2204449 (163)

I agree, your life sucks (13215) - you deserved it (39096)

On 05/23/2009 at 3:37am - misc - by arrestedgun (man) - Canada

Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change? Being a good man i said "sure." I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. As I walk into starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the casheir my fifty dollar bill, she called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML

#1611269 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (39320) - you deserved it (15616)

On 05/03/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by supermanj76 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

#1524498 (406)

I agree, your life sucks (76292) - you deserved it (9928)

On 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by chelle (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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