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Today, I woke up to a loud grinding noise. I followed the noise to the kitchen, where I found my boyfriend shoving my iPhone down the garbage disposal. When I asked him why he did it, he said "It wouldn't stop staring at me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10323) - you totally deserved it (1402)

On 03/19/2010 at 4:08am - misc - by no_phone (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14910) - you totally deserved it (1322)

On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States

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Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10232) - you totally deserved it (902)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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