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Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (24167) - you deserved it (5700)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495 (282)

I agree, your life sucks (32417) - you deserved it (8882)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

#12606847 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (17482) - you deserved it (9545)

On 08/18/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (31482) - you deserved it (2452)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

#9184901 (388)

I agree, your life sucks (42931) - you deserved it (4389)

On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

#8956566 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (14135) - you deserved it (1490)

On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342 (993)

I agree, your life sucks (284778) - you deserved it (55431)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)