About wizardatheart21 : i think fmls are funny, and i sometimes feel the need to make a witty remark. not often, though. nothing too fancy.
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I agree, their lives suck
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
wizardatheart21's favorite FMLs
by peacock_mina19 / 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by duh / 01/27/2009 at 3:10am / United States (South Carolina) / Work
by ishweta56 / 01/17/2009 at 5:57pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by sampaloompy / 01/08/2009 at 3:32am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML
Today, as I was pressed for time, I opened some canned food for dinner. When my children were served, they said, "Mmm, this is best meal you've ever cooked for us!" I cook healthy, balanced meals every day. FML
Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML
by Ulysse / 11/07/2008 at 10:33am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Work
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked… Today, I walked in on my mom showing her friends that she can deepthroat a banana. That's something… Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything…