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Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed I give myself pep-talks when I'm lonely. FML

#13010749
111 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed I give myself pep-talks when I'm lonely. FML

#13010749
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On 09/11/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML

#12978486
247 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

#12964017
275 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 3:23pm - animals - by jrad - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
252 comments

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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, my 72 year old Grandmother informed me she's running for mayor. She's been going around town with home made signs all day campaigning to win mayor. She lives in my town. My friend called me asking me if she was high. FML

#12880726
95 comments

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On 09/03/2010 at 2:18am - misc - by AnnaWusHere - United States (Minnesota)

Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML

#12874648
149 comments

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On 09/02/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by nakedyogagirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

#12869426
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On 09/02/2010 at 12:03pm - health - by Sickie. (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

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On 08/29/2010 at 3:45pm - love - by CreepedOut (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML

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168 comments

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On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

#12760646
121 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

#12712941
98 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 12:21am - love - by perfectlybrokenx - Canada (Ontario)

Today, all the while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

#12624086
145 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 11:48am - misc - by feartheend511 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML

#12612663
105 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 9:26pm - health - by gorey - Canada (Alberta)



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