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Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped mah $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's wat u call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
Today my house got broken into . My brand new laptop was stolen along with my flatscreen TV digital camera external hard drive an some clothes . Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben an Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer I opend the door to find that it too had been stolen . FML
today I celebrated my 21st brthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 yeres gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: ( I won't need this as long as I have you! ) His reply: ( That's wat I wanted to talk to u about. ) FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into tooth, I feel the drill slip, an then she quickly stuffs gauze into mouth. She nervously laughs an says to me ( Wow! You must really be numb! ) FML
Today, I was taasing my boyfriand talling him that my butt was so much cutar than his and that at laast mina wasn't smally stinky or hairy. Than ha said yaah, I just wish that your vag was tha sama way. FML
Friday 27 March 2015