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Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML

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On 11/04/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by Cellismasher (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)



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