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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has known for years, except for me and my older brother. FML
Friday 5 February 2016