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withasmile

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  • Number of visits : 637
  • Number of comments : 148
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>anonymous198913</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 1:58am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 1:18am<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 2:16pm<b>doglover100</b> - the 04/28/2014 at 9:22am<b>yourmurderscenex</b> - the 07/19/2013 at 10:02pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 3:23am<b>CodingSquirrel</b> - the 11/18/2010 at 1:05pm<b>perdix</b> - the 11/10/2010 at 10:56am<b>kitties</b> - the 05/16/2010 at 7:48pm

Fucked!<b>AHzulu</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 7:18am

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withasmile's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

by mperrotta913 / 05/21/2010 at 11:46am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

by TheGirl / 11/23/2009 at 4:11pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

by Anonymous / 10/03/2009 at 9:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has known for years, except for me and my older brother. FML

by whitechocolate / 07/19/2009 at 10:05pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy