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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46555) - you deserved it (13741)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37068) - you deserved it (3501)

On 11/23/2009 at 4:11pm - love - by TheGirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has known for years, except for me and my older brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48338) - you deserved it (2362)

On 07/19/2009 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by whitechocolate (woman) - United States (Maine)



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