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witchegurl
  • Town/Country : Auckland, New Zealand
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 May 1991 (21 years)
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About witchegurl : I am a female Sparky yep go me haha

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Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

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