Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 03/10/2015 at 6:34pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4070
  • Number of comments : 371
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About wisericky : Hello my name is Ricky. But i go by many names like "hey you" or "stop that dumbass".

My favorite color is pink.

Yes you can stare at my ass, I don't mind :)

wisericky's page activity

Visits<b>twitchywaffles</b> - 4 hours ago<b>Alhayki</b> - 6 hours ago<b>elizabeth_black</b> - 10 hours ago<b>zieelona</b> - 21 hours ago<b>Jenn_Ohio</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 9:54am<b>SneezyBear</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:21pm<b>BodyCountEndless</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 12:29pm<b>ellie_215</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 4:32pm<b>MnM0609</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 9:52pm<b>mushroomcassette</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 7:30am<b>cocoapanda</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 6:45am<b>i_lik_tomaters</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 1:17am<b>PwnageKitty</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 5:32pm<b>hunterjumper88</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 4:53pm<b>qwertsarecool122</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 11:04am<b>battlehamster</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 7:17pm<b>Flamepelt</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 6:08am<b>apineapple</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 5:27pm

Liked!<b>ellie_215</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 9:32pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 10:27pm<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 10:43pm<b>doctor__who</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 8:54pm<b>milo_fml</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 5:37pm<b>WeChaseClouds</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 9:04pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 9:20pm

wisericky's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of wisericky's badges

wisericky's favorite FMLs

Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35808) - you deserved it (3262)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by Tired (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41721) - you deserved it (7352)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having it off. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26574) - you deserved it (6460)

On 08/01/2010 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Nuttree (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10123) - you deserved it (47906)

On 06/25/2010 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19534) - you deserved it (6717)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:20am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML


I agree, your life sucks (71316) - you deserved it (8653)

On 07/25/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by misopower (woman) - China (Henan)

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10994) - you deserved it (170318)

On 06/04/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by Unluggee (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML


I agree, your life sucks (37152) - you deserved it (95435)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (295307) - you deserved it (53633)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the open toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29728) - you deserved it (6937)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by bad surprise - United States (New York)

Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: