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wisericky

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4423
  • Number of comments : 371
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About wisericky : Hello my name is Ricky. But i go by many names like "hey you" or "stop that dumbass".

My favorite color is pink.

Yes you can stare at my ass, I don't mind :)

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wisericky's favorite FMLs

Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML

#15364230
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34296) - you deserved it (4021)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave that flashes 'enjoy your meal' when it finishes cooking something. FML

#14872504
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28958) - you deserved it (3644)

On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -

Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

#14784737
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32361) - you deserved it (4528)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by mentallyscarred - United States (California)

Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML

#14151880
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32064) - you deserved it (5371)

On 12/10/2010 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I visited my vacation cabin. I've been planning to sell it, and it was in perfect condition when I last visited about 6 months ago. I walked in the door to find the floor covered in muddy pawprints and bloody remainders of meals. It appears some bears moved in during my absence. FML

#13313277
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29076) - you deserved it (3474)

On 10/04/2010 at 2:46am - misc - by screwthewilderness (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I bought a new Ipod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano Ipod, I decided to bang my old Ipod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML

#13221595
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27455) - you deserved it (9288)

On 09/27/2010 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

#13217380
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17235) - you deserved it (32601)

On 09/27/2010 at 12:19am - intimacy - by youaresodumb - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML

#12750103
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15805) - you deserved it (53957)

On 08/26/2010 at 1:33am - animals - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

#12536404
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37219) - you deserved it (5172)

On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home. As a volunteer, I'm not supposed to accept any money or gifts from any of the residents. However, one elderly woman kept insisting I take her gold watch. After politely refusing for the fifth time, she decided to chuck it at my face. FML

#12530791
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33525) - you deserved it (3904)

On 08/15/2010 at 12:39am - work - by ouch (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

#12409274
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41366) - you deserved it (27825)

On 08/09/2010 at 10:38am - love - by Forgotten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML

#12408546
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13606) - you deserved it (52501)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

#12368277
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38536) - you deserved it (6813)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

#12364417
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38019) - you deserved it (7000)

On 08/07/2010 at 1:21am - love - by Hunterxx (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

#12334869
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32683) - you deserved it (4357)

On 08/05/2010 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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