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Today, I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her tooth brush on the dog. We don't have a dog. She is now refusing to brush her teeth. FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave that flashes 'enjoy your meal' when it finishes cooking something. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -
Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by mentallyscarred - United States (California)
Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I visited my vacation cabin. I've been planning to sell it, and it was in perfect condition when I last visited about 6 months ago. I walked in the door to find the floor covered in muddy pawprints and bloody remainders of meals. It appears some bears moved in during my absence. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 2:46am - misc - by screwthewilderness (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I bought a new Ipod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano Ipod, I decided to bang my old Ipod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 12:19am - intimacy - by youaresodumb - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 1:33am - animals - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home. As a volunteer, I'm not supposed to accept any money or gifts from any of the residents. However, one elderly woman kept insisting I take her gold watch. After politely refusing for the fifth time, she decided to chuck it at my face. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 12:39am - work - by ouch (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
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On 08/09/2010 at 10:38am - love - by Forgotten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML
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On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)
Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML
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On 08/07/2010 at 1:21am - love - by Hunterxx (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
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On 08/05/2010 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
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