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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3683
  • Number of comments : 371
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About wisericky : Hello my name is Ricky. But i go by many names like "hey you" or "stop that dumbass".

My favorite color is pink.

Yes you can stare at my ass, I don't mind :)

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wisericky's favorite FMLs

Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML

#16265516
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38533) - you deserved it (6226)

On 05/20/2011 at 10:39am - intimacy - by mikeycoco -

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

#16169290
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61256) - you deserved it (4686)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

#15737058
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33862) - you deserved it (10995)

On 04/11/2011 at 5:39am - misc - by Ignored (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

#15669664
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39113) - you deserved it (6643)

On 04/06/2011 at 7:57pm - work - by PsychoSarah (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46688) - you deserved it (13854)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33364) - you deserved it (45043)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

#15594331
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34197) - you deserved it (4740)

On 04/01/2011 at 8:45pm - misc - by Groped (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

#15589666
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40551) - you deserved it (3871)

On 04/01/2011 at 2:16pm - misc - by Natalie - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36630) - you deserved it (31267)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML

#15402612
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29300) - you deserved it (6641)

On 03/20/2011 at 5:40pm - love - by krissy - United States (Texas)

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

#15381959
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48204) - you deserved it (7836)

On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next 3 days. FML

#15379875
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37284) - you deserved it (3565)

On 03/19/2011 at 8:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my parents fought over who gets the dog when they divorce. Nothing has been said about where my brother and I will live when they split. FML

#15379189
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35707) - you deserved it (3036)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:25am - animals - by unwanted (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML

#15377390
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34279) - you deserved it (2532)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML

#15377212
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38509) - you deserved it (4406)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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