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About winteryescapes : Hi, you can call me Tee.

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Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML


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On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52256) - you deserved it (22358)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

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