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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 October 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 383
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About winniepookkie : Just look at my pic, thats what i am saying to you ;P

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42706) - you deserved it (27635) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33166) - you deserved it (20871) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

#14606368
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23149) - you deserved it (1875)

On 01/16/2011 at 10:32pm - misc - by sam -

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML

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237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44263) - you deserved it (6359)

On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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