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About winniepookkie : Just look at my pic, thats what i am saying to you ;P
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Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
Friday 28 August 2015