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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my girlfriend was over at my house for the first time. I told her I had to go take a shower,… Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no… Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I…
- Today, I was craving a bean & cheese burrito. After trying to forget about burritos for half of the… Today, after months of procrastination I finally ask my mechanic to put on the new flashy hubcaps… Today, while showing a group of guys my heavy bag routine at the gym, I attempted to perform a high…