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  • Number of visits : 4257
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About windfuelsfire : I'm a trainer, I enjoy physical activity very much
I party once every 4 weeks. All I need at that time is a hearty portion of mushrooms ;)
I play video games on my CPU on my free time.
My musical preferences vary, but my root, my drive is punk, rock (and progressive rock such as tool), alternative and some metal.

Going through university in kinesiology, enjoy it much, looking forward to the future. My ultimate goal is to learn more about Life, Energy and through all of it, myself. It's a life long mission.

That's about me

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2day mah best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with mah boyfriend. FML

#4086782
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65621) - you deserved it (3199)

On 07/27/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by thatonekid (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I hered a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut mah tooth in half. Now I have to go to surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML

#4020266
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50063) - you deserved it (2576)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:21am - health - by Toothy. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I was in an alavator with mah dad and savaral strangars. Whan tha alavator voica said... "Going down..." mah dad axcitadly said... "Man... I lova ithan sha says that!" loudly anough 4 avaryona to haar. FML

#4000566
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40440) - you deserved it (4182)

On 07/24/2009 at 6:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, My Boss Sent Out An Email With The Subject Line "Urgent". He Accidentally Left The Body Of The Email Blank. I Replied To All Staff "You're Firing Blanks Peter". I Later Hered That His Wife Once Got Drunk And Told Everyone That They Couldn't Have Kids Because He Has A Low Sperm Count. FML

#3949208
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37445) - you deserved it (10309)

On 07/22/2009 at 4:16am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had a big party that left mah house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When mah parent got home, mah dad said "Did u have fun at the party?" an I said, "How'd u know?" an he replid "You hate cleaning an the house was filthyhen we left". FML

#3777145
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11103) - you deserved it (48937)

On 07/15/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by far23 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I was fired from my volunteer job. Why? Because they said I was working so hard and doing such a good job that I was making the real staff look bad. mega FML

Today, I Walkd Into A Gas Station And Saw Some $.25 Gum. It Lookd Good And I Thought I'd Had A Quarter In My Pocket. I Fine No Change In My Pocket Once I Get To The Register, So I Pull Out My Credit Card. The Cashier Laughs A Few Seconds Later. My Card Was Declind Fir A Piece Of Gum. FML

#3327464
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34767) - you deserved it (14312)

On 06/29/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by DeniedAgain (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today , wile reading some cemistry notes I came across te term "solid water" . Completely stumpd , I askd myself , "Wat te ell is solid water?" Ten I eard ma little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4t year science major in university . He still cecks te closet 4 monsters . FML

#3142518
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27944) - you deserved it (79894)

On 06/23/2009 at 10:19am - work - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I ad a job interview. I ave a nervous tendency to rub ma foot against te bar under te table. After te interview I noticd I ad been rubbing ma foot against te interviewer's leg. FML

#3032403
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20946) - you deserved it (35167)

On 06/19/2009 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriand broka up with ma talling ma I hava problams communicating and that I didn't undarstand har . Whan I askad har why sha didn't talk to ma about this bafora sha said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML

#2987293
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50154) - you deserved it (3125)

On 06/18/2009 at 3:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

YESTERDAY I GOT INTO A HEATD ARGUMENT AT A RESTAURANT WITH A GUY I AM SEEING BECAUSE HE REFUSD TO LET ME PAY 4 THE BILL AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SEXIST. WHEN HE FINALLY AGRED , I GAVE THE WAITER CARD , ONLY TO HAVE HIM RETURN A MINUTE LATER TELLING ME IT WAS DECLIND. BIG FAT FML

#2965217
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11158) - you deserved it (71702)

On 06/17/2009 at 11:25am - money - by feminist (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, My Grandpa Did. I Decidd To Call My Grandma To Make Sure She Was Going To Be Fine. After Talking Over The Phone Fir 30 Minutes Or So, I Told Her Goodbye An Said, Out Of Habit: ( Say Hi To Grandpa Fir Me ). FML

#2901718
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47239) - you deserved it (23929)

On 06/15/2009 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
821 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123613) - you deserved it (75599)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I found out just how thin the walls at mah new student flat are. They are so thin in fact... that I can hear the creepy guy next door say mah full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML

#2738282
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109150) - you deserved it (4865)

On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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