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wilsontws
  • Town/Country : Singapore
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 416
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About wilsontws : 19 years of age. Studying a Diploma in Early Childhood Education.

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Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML

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On 03/23/2011 at 7:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)



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