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About willyd1991 : I've been reading FML since the beginning of time i've never really been one to comment until now. It frustrates me seeing some young teenagers commenting on some posts that they would have no clue what they meant. It doest bother me if my comments get thumbed down so go ahead and make my day :) I get on this site purely because I have nothing better to do with my free time. Thanks for reading been a pleasure.
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Today, another of my dad's blind dates went bad, so I took him out for a beer. I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and when I came back, two guys were congratulating my dad on scoring such a hot piece of ass, and said the sex must be awesome. My dad played along with it. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Friday 4 September 2015