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willbur73q
  • Town/Country : Chandler, Az, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 March 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 246
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About willbur73q : Hilariously unfunny.

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Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML

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On 01/12/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nean83 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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