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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3433
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About whyXD : love a good luagh.^^

like drawing, reading and listening to music.

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Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133541) - you deserved it (7382)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

yesterday my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
294 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
300 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, girlfriend told me se was pregnant . We aven't ad sex yet . FML

#2499488
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On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by baron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking down te sidewalk and eard a little grl ask er dady I ad blue air. He said, ( Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid tings. ) FML

#2485875
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On 05/31/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by bluehairedfreakgirl (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I was claaning out mah badsida tabla whan I cama across soma condoms I bought on mah 18th birthday to usa tha first tima I had sax . Thay axpirad fiva yaars ago . I'm still waiting fir mah first tima . FML

#2471479
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On 05/31/2009 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by fmeplease (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today..!! I jokingly told mah mom that I was having sex with mah Professor!! Her response was..!! ( As long as your getting A's..!! honey! ) FML

#93640
52 comments

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On 02/21/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by acincollege (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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