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About whoracle : I feel like shit. But at least I feel something.
The loneliest moment in someone's life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.
I think that people who get offended by words are idiots. If you get offended, get offended by what people mean, not what they say. Choice of words is a completely separate issue.
Quando il gioco è finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola.
Every path you choose will lead to equal disappointment
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Today, I watched TV in the early morning. I was watching The Ring, and when the scene came on where the girl is crawling out of the TV, my dad grabbed my shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek like a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML
Monday 5 October 2015