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Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob’s called. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 7:26am - work - by boobywaitress (woman) - Australia
Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange for free gas, and I said yes. This is what my unemployment has come to. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 2:03am - money - by BrokeandDesperate (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML
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On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States
Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)
Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 5:00pm - misc - by Aaron -
Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML
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On 11/13/2011 at 12:10pm - love - by mandie - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 10:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
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On 06/23/2009 at 10:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
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