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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 March 1987 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1548
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML

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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... my dad and I were in the carhen a rabbit scurried across the road... just missing us. My dad turned and said to me... ( Well... it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day. ) I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic... only to be hit by the car behind us. FML

#9102050
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On 03/15/2010 at 12:44pm - misc - by bunnylover (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Taday I finally axchangad picturas with tha woman I'va baan saaing onlina 4 soma tima now. Sha rapliad... saying "Thats not funny. Soma paopla actually look lyk that." I sant my raal pictura... and thought I actually lookad pratty good in it. FML

#1193319
115 comments

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On 04/21/2009 at 2:21pm - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I told mah morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No... yur other chin." FML

#1183815
181 comments

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On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah husband and I were talking about names 4 our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML

#1182028
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On 04/21/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today... When I Was Walking In To The Grocery Store... A Van Pulls Up An A Bunch Of Guys Get Out Who Look Really Drunk. I Jokingly Said To The Sober-looking Man Who Had Driven The Van "Sucks You Have To Be The Designatd Driver!" Turns Out The "Drunk" Guys Were Actually Mentally Challengd. Mega FML

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On 04/20/2009 at 11:14pm - misc - by dummy441 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today mah hamster gave brth!! The babie were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one!! Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it!! I am now know in mah family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." big fat FML

#1177912
244 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 11:11pm - animals - by whymommywhy (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that ( I had gas cramps and would be fine. ) My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML

#1167512
128 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Tor (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I calld mah mom from Australia. I have been abroad fir two months and hadn't talkd to her in a long time. A few minutes into the conversation mah moms stops me and says this call must cost a fortune and hangs up on me. A few bucks in more important to her then me. FML

#1147049
103 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, Boyfriend Decided To Take Me To Dinner To Meet His Parents. As We Pulled Into The Restaurant Valet I Saw A Woman In A Slutty Dress And Hooker Heels Get Out Of The Car Ahead Of Us. I Jokingly Asked If We Had Accidentally Pulled Into A Strip Club Pointing To The Woman. It Was His Mother. FML

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On 04/20/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by SuperBunny (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off... I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forcd to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

#1142916
130 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by thompson773 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was babysitting looool a 5-year-old grl and we were coloring. Se made me a card tat was very sweet, so I smiled. Se looked at me and went "Don't smile, yur smile is really scary." FML

#1119408
76 comments

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On 04/19/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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