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whitewater_al
  • Town/Country : Whitewater, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 August 1990 (23 years)
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About whitewater_al : I'm a freshman at UW-Whitewater

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Today, I went to my friend's house for the first time. As I was pulling up, I called him and asked him if I could use his bathroom. He told me to just go in the back and use it, so i did. As i'm sitting on the toilet, someone knocks on the door and asks me who I am. It wasn't my friend's house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48891) - you deserved it (10163)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by whitewater_al (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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