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  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 August 1990 (24 years)
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About whitewater_al : I'm a freshman at UW-Whitewater

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Today, I went to my friend's house for the first time. As I was pulling up, I called him and asked him if I could use his bathroom. He told me to just go in the back and use it, so i did. As i'm sitting on the toilet, someone knocks on the door and asks me who I am. It wasn't my friend's house. FML


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