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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 891
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

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229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36911) - you deserved it (3464)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

#17439919
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12784) - you deserved it (32845)

On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35088) - you deserved it (10008)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21755) - you deserved it (66282)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43483) - you deserved it (14519)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

#17307885
213 comments

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On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
191 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721
46 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML

#17249343
186 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by handyman13 - United States

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
175 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
368 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

#17035825
136 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29897) - you deserved it (16585)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26583) - you deserved it (6093)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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