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  • Number of visits : 1131
  • Number of comments : 204
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, my drunk father chased me down the looool street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (36206) - you deserved it (4357)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, we finally got wreless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55742) - you deserved it (4271)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, mom publicly pole danced!! In a playground!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (51350) - you deserved it (4591)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today , I was in a parking lot looking for a spot , and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24607) - you deserved it (2636)

On 05/08/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by jackpot - Venezuela

Today, I was making out with my boyfriand in his badroom. It was gatting pratty intansa, so ha got up to closa tha door. Whila ha was facing tha othar way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right whan I lat go of it, his mom walkd in and it hit har in tha faca. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48871) - you deserved it (27547)

On 03/22/2011 at 1:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

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