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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 June 1988 (28 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 1006
  • Number of comments : 217
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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100 kick ass comments

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whiterabbit420's favorite FMLs

Today, while housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang. I answered it and a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs. They look like they need to go out." FML

by Bobby / 08/10/2012 at 7:42am / United States (Nevada) / Animals

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

by Anonymous / 06/09/2012 at 12:51am / United States (Mississippi) / Love

Today, my father-in-law called me an idiot for buying him coffee cake because he can't have caffeine. He refuses to believe that there's as much coffee in coffee cake as there is ham in a hamburger. FML

by 635CSi / 06/06/2012 at 1:23am / United States (California) / Health

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

by selfesteemboost / 01/27/2012 at 12:14pm / Belize (Belize) / Miscellaneous

Today, my child-hating friend who vowed never to have any no matter what, announced that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles, spent $90k in fertility treatments, and still can't conceive. FML

by anonymous / 09/02/2011 at 6:02pm / United States (Florida) / Kids