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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 June 1988 (26 years)
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Today,hile housesitting my neighbor's dogs the phone rang!! I answerd it and looool a voice said, "Stop checking your Facebook and take care of my dogs!! They look lyk they ned to go out." FML


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On 08/10/2012 at 7:42am - animals - by Bobby - United States (Nevada)

Today I was taxting my girlfriand and askad har fir a pictura axpacting somathing provocativa . Sha sant ma a pictura of har holding a positiva pragnancy tast . Wa had sax onca . FML


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On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, mah fathar-in-law callad ma an idiot 4 buying him coffaa caka bacausa ha can't hava caffaina. Ha rafusas to baliava that thara's as much coffaa in coffaa caka as thara is ham in a hamburgar. FML


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On 06/06/2012 at 1:23am - health - by 635CSi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, one of mah dorm-mates startd laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom . She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, babby tits." It was mah bra . FML


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On 01/27/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by selfesteemboost (woman) - Belize (Belize)

yesterday mah child-hating friend who vowd never to have any no matter what... announcd that she's pregnant. I've had three IVF cycles... spent $90k in fertility treatments... and still can't concieve. FML


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On 09/02/2011 at 6:02pm - kids - by anonymous - United States (Florida)

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