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Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (140375) - you deserved it (14208)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, was my first meeting with business partners as I am new to the team. Instead of saying that I was looking forward to "stretching my legs" or "spreading my wings", I told them I was anxious to start "spreading my legs". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57684) - you deserved it (20043)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)



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