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whitenobody
  • Town/Country : baker, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 December 1982 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 72
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About whitenobody : Full-time distance college student angling for a major in Computer Science with a focus in Networking and Programming.

Xbox360, girls, computers, and books.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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