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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1626
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About whitekid1497 : I'm a white kid

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML

#14943630
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55070) - you deserved it (4247)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51373) - you deserved it (13551)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50923) - you deserved it (3749)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

#14794923
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36295) - you deserved it (4800)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

#14786538
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29535) - you deserved it (5182)

On 01/31/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML

#14721795
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24862) - you deserved it (3140)

On 01/26/2011 at 4:49pm - misc - by Larz (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

#14719810
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41249) - you deserved it (3350)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33625) - you deserved it (7082)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

#14487590
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37378) - you deserved it (3963)

On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by UltraHoe69 - United States

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

#14239433
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39841) - you deserved it (3457)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112626) - you deserved it (15243)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML

#14095149
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13946) - you deserved it (76188)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

#13985101
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33732) - you deserved it (2667)

On 11/26/2010 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I woke up to a man stroking my leg while smelling my hair. I asked my roommate who he was and she said, "Oh, that's just my brother. He needs a place to stay and he will be living with us until June. Didn't I tell you that?" No, you didn't. FML

#13948319
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30803) - you deserved it (2376)

On 11/23/2010 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

#13798665
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58913) - you deserved it (3404) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France



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