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Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 3:43am - intimacy - by wtf - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)
Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by gerligrl97 - United States
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML
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On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - love - by Derp-A-Herp (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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On 05/26/2011 at 5:55am - intimacy - by Motionless (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML
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On 05/24/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm - love - by unrequited (man) - United States
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -
Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML
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On 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by wtfseriously (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML
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On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)
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