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whitekid1497
  • Town/Country : ur mom's, house
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1367
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About whitekid1497 : I'm a white kid

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Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

#16877997
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48382) - you deserved it (5459)

On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML

#16758586
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37265) - you deserved it (3526)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:43am - intimacy - by wtf - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

#16724592
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13640) - you deserved it (50518)

On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

#16628583
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46877) - you deserved it (10771)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by gerligrl97 - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32052) - you deserved it (25536)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML

#16367949
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6160) - you deserved it (37419)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - love - by Derp-A-Herp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML

#16354230
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34107) - you deserved it (20378)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:55am - intimacy - by Motionless (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML

#16323253
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36376) - you deserved it (2827)

On 05/24/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31549) - you deserved it (19668)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML

#16230560
151 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm - love - by unrequited (man) - United States

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59367) - you deserved it (9353)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

#16161340
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37725) - you deserved it (3524)

On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38752) - you deserved it (4221)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML

#16104577
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5890) - you deserved it (65660)

On 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by wtfseriously (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15389) - you deserved it (48659)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)



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