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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1591
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About whitekid1497 : I'm a white kid

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whitekid1497's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom used "happy Thanksgiving break" and "we sold your car" in the same sentence. FML

#18318800
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25053) - you deserved it (2007)

On 11/22/2011 at 5:36pm - misc - by laststand11 -

Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML

#18253944
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33639) - you deserved it (3287)

On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18107) - you deserved it (76686)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

#18182863
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28638) - you deserved it (3514)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:24am - work - by Dlord357 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML

#18126270
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32255) - you deserved it (4315)

On 11/01/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Tom - United States

Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML

#18062520
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45240) - you deserved it (2659)

On 10/24/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by lonely - United States (California)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51794) - you deserved it (16545)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

#17950991
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33349) - you deserved it (3161)

On 10/10/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

#17857316
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16508) - you deserved it (50971)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

#17832717
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29260) - you deserved it (3842)

On 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by sadkid - United States

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29450) - you deserved it (8239)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29450) - you deserved it (8239)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

#17658715
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40053) - you deserved it (2046)

On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML

#17610443
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36869) - you deserved it (3363)

On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37258) - you deserved it (3276)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)



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