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Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (277213) - you deserved it (22611)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

#150928
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54483) - you deserved it (12526)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:39am - intimacy - by facepalm (woman) - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (204618) - you deserved it (44776)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

#139747
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67831) - you deserved it (15062)

On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looks at my clock and says "I have to go LOST is on in 20 minutes." FML

#135625
89 comments

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On 02/25/2009 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by notmyday (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102508) - you deserved it (17437)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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