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Today, grlfriend of 2 years an I decided to have sex fir the frst time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To looool make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. mega FML

#2182938
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83745) - you deserved it (10254)

On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I was sitting at a bus stop and a guy stops in front of ma and says "Oh vary nica . How much?" I raply "You couldn't afford ma." An old guy sitting naxt to ma says "I bat I could" and puts his hand on lag . I forfaitad tha bus and walkad homa in tha rain . FML

#2174572
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54439) - you deserved it (24120)

On 05/22/2009 at 6:52am - intimacy - by rice_cake (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went drtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control an flipped over mah handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruise an a crescent-shaped gash on mah neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if mah boyfriend an I were being frisky last night. mega FML

#2169497
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39097) - you deserved it (8359)

On 05/22/2009 at 12:39am - health - by crash (woman) - United States

Today, I kissed husband and said "I love you." Thats when our 5 year old son said to husband "How can u love her so much if she's so ugly?" fat FML

#2158640
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59985) - you deserved it (3816)

On 05/21/2009 at 8:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out fir the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed an u wake up with food in yours." FML

#2158517
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61426) - you deserved it (11201)

On 05/21/2009 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by screwed (woman) - United States

Today, parents bought me a wine glass with "Who needs a man?" painted all over it. Cute, until after dinner mom looked me in the eyes and asked with complete sincerity, "Kara, r u gay?" My parents tried to get me to come out. I'm straight. FML

#2140497
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48529) - you deserved it (3125)

On 05/21/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by pa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I sent everyone a text on ma pone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May te Fourt be wit you!!" I forgot to unceck ma exgirlfriend's number!! Se textd back, "one of te many reasons I broke up wit you." FML

#1628197
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26835) - you deserved it (68769)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to the jewelry store to sell my wedding ring after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and calld the cops cuz I trid to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. big fat FML

#209556
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71550) - you deserved it (3034)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:42pm - misc - by ringmaster101 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (237997) - you deserved it (31203)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty . When I went to make a point, I meant to say ( La pena de muerte ), which means ( The death penalty ) . I said, ( La pene de muerte ) . Turns out that means, ( The penis of death ) . FML

#206263
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26800) - you deserved it (41691)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I ad sex wit ma girlfriend . Being te stud tat I am, after a sort time I turned to er and said "You tink you're ready fir a round two?" Se replied "No, but I do tink I'm ready fir te rest of round one." FML

#204444
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22809) - you deserved it (103879)

On 03/04/2009 at 2:03am - intimacy - by saddude (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today...hile getting off the bus.. . there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress an suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag . I picked up the phone fir herhich landed right beneath her dress an as she turned around she thought I was trying to take picture of her pantie an slapped me . FML

#204015
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46439) - you deserved it (4314)

On 03/04/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by AznKoreanGuy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with mah wife when mah 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

#197620
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30025) - you deserved it (77200)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I asked grlfriendhen she would give me a blowjob!! She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63766) - you deserved it (28489)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (342981) - you deserved it (29815)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)



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