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white16sox

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 January 1997 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1603
  • Number of comments : 569
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About white16sox : Hiya. My name is Dan, I'm an 18 year old from Chicago, Illinois. I love 4 things: my mother, my nephew, my niece, and history. That's about it.

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white16sox's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife threatened to end our relationship if I didn't skip work and stay at home. She's into astrology, and apparently when one of those money-grubbing frauds writes "betrayal will come from someone close to you", it's reason enough to suspect that I'll cheat on her. FML

#18553811
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29577) - you deserved it (3329)

On 12/19/2011 at 3:08pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
433 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38847) - you deserved it (26702)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML

#17764475
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37230) - you deserved it (2490)

On 09/17/2011 at 1:13pm - work - by RebekahBrooke - United States

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

#17488478
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8386) - you deserved it (70925)

On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom sold our electronic stuff to pay for hurricane shutters. We live in Chicago. FML

#16801509
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34025) - you deserved it (2857)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:05pm - money - by knevs - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

#5699135
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13065) - you deserved it (38044)

On 10/07/2009 at 6:42am - kids - by vbscb (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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