About white16sox : Hiya. My name is Dan, I'm an 18 year old from Chicago, Illinois. I love 4 things: my mother, my nephew, my niece, and history. That's about it.
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Today, my wife threatened to end our relationship if I didn't skip work and stay at home. She's into astrology, and apparently when one of those money-grubbing frauds writes "betrayal will come from someone close to you", it's reason enough to suspect that I'll cheat on her. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2011 at 3:08pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
by DocBastard / 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm / United States / Kids
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by RebekahBrooke / 09/17/2011 at 1:13pm / United States / Work
Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
by NaniNarcotic / 08/16/2011 at 6:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals
by knevs / 06/22/2011 at 4:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML
by vbscb / 10/07/2009 at 6:42am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
- Today, me and my boyfriend were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room,… Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis… Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen,…