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white16sox
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1127
  • Number of comments : 559
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About white16sox : My name is Dan. I'm a 15 year old sophomore. I live Chicago. My favorite classes are Spanish and History. I enjoy reading and hate people with crappy grammar. All the idiots in the comment section of threads is one of the few things that make me want to throw something. Learn some reading comprehension skills, get a dictionary, stop being a total moron when it comes to making a comment, and stop jumping to conclusions about the OP of an FML and about other FML commenters. Also, if you respect me I'll show you respect as well.

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Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30630) - you deserved it (22430)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML

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132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30792) - you deserved it (2064)

On 09/17/2011 at 1:13pm - work - by RebekahBrooke - United States

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

#17488478
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6718) - you deserved it (63457)

On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom sold our electronic stuff to pay for hurricane shutters. We live in Chicago. FML

#16801509
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25377) - you deserved it (1905)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:05pm - money - by knevs - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8939) - you deserved it (26306)

On 10/07/2009 at 6:42am - kids - by vbscb (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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