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whit50
  • Town/Country : Kansas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 October 1980 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 239
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while riding in the car with my friends, we stopped at a red light. To our left, a very obese, middle aged man slowly unbuttoned his shirt and spread it out. He then stared at us while massaging his nipples with his thumb and index fingers for the duration of the red light. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36347) - you deserved it (3837)

On 09/04/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by Scarred (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

#2734034 (457)

I agree, your life sucks (44926) - you deserved it (48042)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by lagirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

#2275729 (720)

I agree, your life sucks (164036) - you deserved it (74981)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

#1654917 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (24695) - you deserved it (60270)

On 05/05/2009 at 3:43am - love - by sunboy52 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran for my school's elections for President. I thought I was popular enough to win. I lost, by 61 votes, my grade is only 62 people. I was the only one to vote for myself. FML

#1643209 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (48654) - you deserved it (8686)

On 05/04/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)