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  • Town/Country : Columbia, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 August 1985 (28 years)
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Today, my dad got a hard-on looking at my best friend. He asked me how my NutriSystem diet was going. He was looking at my friend's boobs when he asked me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17845) - you deserved it (1843)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35530) - you deserved it (1562)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

#7870282
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23881) - you deserved it (7019)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my friend asked me if she could borrow my laptop and I can pick it up later and I said ok. I stop by her house later and no one answers. The next-door neighbor says that she left to go live with her mom. She lives in Detroit. I live in Maine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56038) - you deserved it (7722)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:51am - misc - by Myriam (woman) - United States (New York)



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