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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 August 1985 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 438
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my dad got a hard-on looking at my best friend. He asked me how my NutriSystem diet was going. He was looking at my friend's boobs when he asked me. FML

#8082949
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23263) - you deserved it (2359)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother told me that the carbon-monoxide alarm went off last night, but since she didn't smell any gas, she decided to just remove the batteries and go back to bed. I had to explain to her that you can't smell carbon monoxide, and that we could have died in our sleep. FML

#7936537
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46315) - you deserved it (2390)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by Kelso (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

#7870282
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29077) - you deserved it (7591)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my friend asked me if she could borrow my laptop and I can pick it up later and I said ok. I stop by her house later and no one answers. The next-door neighbor says that she left to go live with her mom. She lives in Detroit. I live in Maine. FML

#523827
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67293) - you deserved it (10202)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:51am - misc - by Myriam (woman) - United States (New York)



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