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whatwasthatnoise
  • Town/Country : Newcastle, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 July 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 903
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About whatwasthatnoise : final year student in newcastle, in to all things rock and martial arts..that will do

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Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

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