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whatwasthatnoise
  • Town/Country : Newcastle, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 July 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 903
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About whatwasthatnoise : final year student in newcastle, in to all things rock and martial arts..that will do

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Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple pages, I saw my uncle. FML

#8638968
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33090) - you deserved it (1694)

On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "that's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "push a little harder" while disecting a frog. FML

#7894652
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24015) - you deserved it (16479)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12379) - you deserved it (60228)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML

#7490616
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39637) - you deserved it (3052)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by wrestler133 - Sent from mobile version

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18801) - you deserved it (4254)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22974) - you deserved it (4696)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went on an interview for a job that I had been wanting for months. I thought everything was going great. On my way out, my interviewer asked me to recycle something for him. I agreed. It was my resume. FML

#7324438
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24301) - you deserved it (1329)

On 01/13/2010 at 7:05pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

#7203649
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20541) - you deserved it (2615)

On 01/07/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by James4929 (man) - United Kingdom

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

#6804648
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17075) - you deserved it (7033)

On 12/18/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by WhoaThere (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML

#6804423
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21212) - you deserved it (7110)

On 12/18/2009 at 12:09am - misc - by Ryan (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

#6789867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6759) - you deserved it (33433)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML

#6781373
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34951) - you deserved it (1812)

On 12/16/2009 at 6:55pm - love - by cheezmaster (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20554) - you deserved it (5202)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML

#4231879
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9659) - you deserved it (36954)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "Going down," my dad excitedly said, "Man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML

#4000566
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34742) - you deserved it (3255)

On 07/24/2009 at 6:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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