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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 April 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 246
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Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML


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On 03/20/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by bobthenun - United States (California)

Today, for the sixth time in a row, I was driving my kid to school and he made me late for work. Why? He was whacking off instead of getting ready. FML


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On 03/20/2013 at 7:07am - intimacy - by Why son, why? (man) - United States

Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML


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On 03/19/2013 at 8:31am - intimacy - by fredo (man) - United States (Iowa)

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