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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML


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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML


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On 09/26/2011 at 1:18pm - money - by This Guy - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML


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On 09/25/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Eric Moore - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML


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On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML


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On 09/04/2011 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Gurior (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML


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On 02/12/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by ardenm - United States (California)

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